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2.
During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one
by guy May 02, 2007
 
1.
when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
 
3.
a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"
by turkey club October 31, 2004