70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.

Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)
by wootwoot41 December 19, 2006
Top Definition
a bitch that is so fake baked she looks like the color of a turkey fresh out the oven, these bitches tend to be unable to keep their legs closed and enjoy being stuffed.
snooki- what a turkey bitch

hey bro, i just lb'd this turkey bitch the other night, it was great!
by tightbroseph August 31, 2011
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