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2.
being protective of one's turf
I'll be glad to hear your opinion--I'm not turfy.
by Una Malachica January 17, 2008
 
1.
A particularly sloppy and creamy monstrosity laid upon or in the throne by an unlucky victim. This thing is more liquid-like, and thus more likely to float in your toilet bowl, than regular dumps.
Peter: I've just had a donner Jimmy!
Jimmy: You're gonna be regretting that mate!
Peter: I know, i can feel a Turfy coming on.
by Christophersten Smith October 18, 2013