Top Definition
A person who is completely and utterly dumb; someone who engages in stupid acts, activities, or says something that is so blatantly wrong that it reaches the point of idiocy.
Teacher: Who is the current president of the United States?
Student: Uhhh... That black guy. Whats his name...oh, do you mean Martin Luther King?
Teacher: What planet you are living on, you turfwad?
by notaturfwad March 15, 2011

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