Facebook Turets

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.

Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Turets)

Facebook Turets by Lunmeister March 12, 2010

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Crushing Turts

Doing awesome in life and or reaching your full potential in an activity

Also a way to pick up at the end of a night

"How was your day"
Crushing turts bruh like always 💪

"Hey Monica wanna go back to mine and crush a turt"

Crushing Turts by Luq da turt chrusher May 22, 2023

turntski 

any type of drunk; especially a happy drunk.

“wow! i am very turntski right now! especially after that punch...”

turntski by magison123 April 19, 2018

Turntsnaco 

An Atlanta based alternative artist. Slang for his name is "Snaco"

Yo, you hear the new Turntsnaco song yet?

Turntsnaco by oshadowes September 10, 2018

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

Carpal Turrets by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009