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Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"
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Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.
We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.
Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012
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Maria Teresa 

Sexy as hell! Curvy, vivacious, intelligent and unforgettable. lover of all things, sometimes to a fault. She'll give you the shirt off her back, but don't cross her, she's an ally you'd hate to lose.
Maria Teresa is fine as fuuuuuck
Maria Teresa by Palmer00 December 21, 2016
Treshia, she is unique and beautiful. She has the greatest sense of humor. She does whatever she can to put a smile on your face. She has a bubbly personality and can dress. She can be social at times and non social other times. She works for what she wants. She can be a bit moody at times and mean but deep down she’s an angel from heaven. She’s very goofy and will spoil you without hesitation. She’s the type of best friend when it comes to any relationship. She can be a bit annoying and play too much but it’s all out of love.
Person1- Hey Treshia let’s go out shopping!
Treshia- Okay let’s go! You done read my mind.
Person1- I’m mad asf right now!
Treshia- LoL chill it’ll be okay, just do something that makes you smile! Enjoy life and Love GOD!
Treshia by Treshia July 8, 2019

Chain the Tires 

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires
Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
Chain the Tires by Gras Fam January 13, 2008

Kick the tires and light the fires 

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.
A beautiful girl who is selfless. She puts her friends frist. She is feisty, yet nice. Comedian, yet takes stuff seriously when it's necessary. She'll make you laugh on your worst days. She will do anything her friends' ask her to. She is feisty when someone bullies one of her best friends! She is nice to people deserves it. She's always ready to fight someone who's picking on her family or friends. Don't lose a friend named Teresa, never let her go. You WILL regret it the next day.
Person #1: Hey, who's that?
Person #2That's Teresa, she's my best friend.

Person #1:Ohh well then, don't make her get away.

Person #2:I know not to.
Teresa by Unknowncrusher1234 May 20, 2017