The f-cking teacher tried to give me an F for being tardy, but I told her that was bullsh-t. I explained that I was turdy, not tardy.
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by Francois Turd September 21, 2007
The act of when your girl asks if her breasts are large enough, so you take a fat dump into a ziplock bag and staple it to her chest.
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