A man who looks and speaks like a kid, is shorter than the average woman, sports facial hair that looks airbrushed on and is obsessed with movies. He is known to lead women on and is too chicken to even hold a woman's hand. A woman would die before finally getting to first base with him. And when he's with you, he will talk about how hot other women are and how he wants to kiss them/date them/fuck them.
"Susie, don't date him. He's a turdwhore."
by dumbnickname November 12, 2011