Top Definition
shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep
friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
by sam hippo April 07, 2006

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