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turdshine 

to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."

"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011
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Tardshit 

A complete asshole who is fucking stupid.
A :Kanye West is such an ass.
B :Ya he's a fucking TARDSHIT
Tardshit by Winboat November 7, 2011
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turdsmith 

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.
That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.
turdsmith by R.H. December 31, 2007

Turdshot 

Pellets of hard shit that explosively leave your ass like a shotgun.
When they velveeta log jam finally broke free I unleashed a blast of double ought turdshot. It even chipped the porcelain.

Holy Turd Shit! 

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.
*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

turd-shit 

something that really sucks or you hate.
your hair looks like turd-shit today.
turd-shit by turd December 11, 2003

turkshit 

Slang for a low-quality firearm made in Turkey, a country known for their shitty guns. Most commonly used on online gun forums.
Dude, you’re better off keeping your money than spending $300 on that turkshit AR-12
turkshit by bananaclipjit April 24, 2023