tartmobile 

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

tartmobile by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Turdmoil 

The feeling when a turd/log/ blimp/bum cigar/gigantaturd is looking but you are unable to release it. This could be due to a lack of toilet or any other daily obstruction such as a meeting/stuck on the bus etc. The body is in turmoil and you can think of nothing else. An inner turdmoil created by an inner turtle.

'Shit, I'm in turdmoil but this person just won't leave me alone.'

Turdmoil by Queen Giganta January 31, 2017

Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

turdgobbler

A person or place that exemplifies the consumption of turds and related excrement

Alicia and Anji wanted to meet us at turdgobblers village, but we wanted to avoid the horrible stench and vulgarity of the place.

turdgobbler by Gnutmastuh August 13, 2003

tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.

Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.

tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

tardomobile 

A car whose appearance is retarded...not dissimilar to that of a retard in fact

Haha...Ben's car is a tardomobile

tardomobile by mr durroo May 25, 2006

tardmobile 

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

tardmobile by B-Drac November 19, 2003