Turdable

When an event/thing turns even worse than terrible..it becomes turdable.

Guy 1: "yo as if this party wasn't the most terrible party ever..we just ran out of beer."

Guy 2: "dude this party is turdable"

Turdable by DrayDero April 26, 2009

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005

turntable

Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.

Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.

turntable by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004

Teddable 

An adjective describing a person that is fanastic like a teddy bear.

That guy is so teddable, yum!

Teddable by JoAntonio&Stine April 13, 2014

Turntable

A machine used to play vinyl records.

"Technics makes the best turntables."

Turntable by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

Russian Turntable by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

turable 

something that is not well, bad, not good

That dress she is wearing is really turable!

turable by Marcellina November 10, 2007