turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger 

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburger 

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

turdburger 

A burger consisting of a bun and a turd, hence the term: turdburger

Deevo: "Hey guys! I had 3 turdburgers for lunch!"

turdburger by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

Turd bumper 

person who takes their penis and bumps another males turds

Jim is such a friggin turd bumper!

Turd bumper by Scootdigity May 12, 2008

tubdumper 

Referencing a person who defecates whilst showering or taking a bath

from the verb: tubdump, made the rounds through out the rock poster message boards

That guy stole my layout... what a tubdumper.

tubdumper by Blingo the 5th Beatle October 12, 2006