turdbulence 

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

turdbulence by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

turdbagger

Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.

My teacher is such a turdbagger.

turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010

Turdburger 

A burger that tastes like absolute sh*t, but for some reason you still buy them - especially when hammered by alcohol.

McDeez drive-thru.......

McDeez dude: What would you like sir?

Jarrad: Gimme a few of them turdburgers you have there, b*tch.

McDeez dude: That will be $12.50, thank you.

Jarrad: It will be free, or I'll eat your whole f*cking family. We straight?

McDeez dude: Well, I'm not.

Jarrad: ...You on a break soon?

Turdburger by Kevin.Moore May 22, 2010

turdburgler 

One who can't spell turdburglar.

Public education produces many turdburglers.

turdburgler by Diego Mendez February 11, 2008

turdburger 

1)a piece of feces put between to slices of bread or buns
2)an insult

Person: shut up you turdburger

turdburger by Rachel Anne December 29, 2006

turdburglar 

1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.

1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."

turdburglar by Shockey86 January 28, 2005