Turdblossom 

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

Turdblossom by jnutting March 19, 2004

Turdros Adhanom 

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

Turdros Adhanom by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

Turdblossom 

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.

"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"

Turdblossom by Johab April 9, 2003

turdblossom 

something good growing out of a bad background

He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.

turdblossom by 89 December 19, 2004

turdbrush

ring of hair surrounding the asshole that sweeps turds smooth on the way out.

My turdbrush is hard to wipe clean.

turdbrush by Dr. Harry Brown September 18, 2009

turdblossom 

What happens when a shitty person from your childhood becomes an even shittier adult.

Guy: Hey you remember that turd in forth grade that vomited into your food.
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy: He is a Republican now
Guy 2: Wow what a turdblossom

turdblossom by RTTY June 6, 2018

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

Turdy/Turdblossom by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010