An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 05, 2009
Top Definition
A presidential canidate.

A Zei Kirin.
Bush is a total turd sandwich.

Billy, stop being a turd sandwich (Zei Kirin).
by TYME PART 2 November 04, 2004
1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
by KDIZZO March 24, 2005
A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.
Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.
by Kenny bo August 27, 2006
Something you want to feed someone who has made an obsurd request.
"I am not going to loan that sucker a dime, however, I will give him a turd sandwich"
by ricflairismyfather October 03, 2005
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
by Bradford Dearstine May 28, 2006
someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.
by jiggawhut?! October 12, 2005
Something in a deceptively inviting packaging that on closer inspection sickens you.
Oh man, this radio station blows! They play the intro of every good song then they proceed to play some shitty generic rock no-one would've tuned in for. This is Radio Turd Sandwich.
by Ikeaboy January 21, 2015
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