1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)
1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich
by KDIZZO March 24, 2005
Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too
why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam
by Bradford Dearstine May 28, 2006
Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.
Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!
by wsa1994 April 21, 2009