turd cutter

Not just the sphincter, but the ass as as whole. Real popular in Maine.

Now SHE has a nice turd cutter!

by P-Dub November 1, 2003

turd cutter

n. Ass, Booty, behind.

From the movie "Glory Daze".

She's got a nice turd cutter on her.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

turd cutter

an ass that you would like to jump all over and fuck the shit out of it.

a man might say "Look at the turd cutter on that one!"

by CopsStealPot. March 15, 2009

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

turd cutter

1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.

2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.

3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..

4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.

Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.

by Samhain_Knight January 26, 2005

turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard September 10, 2008

turd cutter

the hole where the poop leaves your body.

We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters

by J man February 26, 2003