one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
One who steals your shit.
I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.
someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste
"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"
1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms
2. I left a floater
to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
One who burgles turds.
"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."
(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.