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Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
by swoop hansen February 08, 2008
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A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger
by dave November 29, 2002
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a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom
by turd burglar May 11, 2004
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To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.
Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.
by sfvszcdv December 16, 2009
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somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose
"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?
by Husker McNuggets September 22, 2009
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To sneak into someones house, and rob a turd they have left in the pan. Can often carry away the turd from the crime scene in the mouth for later use.
Person A: Omg somebodys in my house
Turd Burglar: No worries, it's only your friendly neighborhood Turd Burglar
by Shed2005 February 24, 2008
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haha -- look at that turdburglar!
by Anonymous May 02, 2003
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