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Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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This is the asshole who comes into the public restroom and just hangs out while you're trying to drop a deuce. He may just wander around, wash his hands, or fake taking a piss. However, his main purpose is simply to stand around and annoy you - possibly for his own sexal gratification.
Dude, I was trying to drop my daily deuce at work, and this turd burglar came in. He washed his hands for like 2 minutes before finally leaving in defeat.
by Duece Dropper April 04, 2011
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'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'
by therondi92 March 08, 2009
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n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.
Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!
by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008
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I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.
by Dunky Oggins November 04, 2003
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When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
by Russian86 February 03, 2008
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one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
by bill cosby November 21, 2002
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