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26. turd
a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks
yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds
1. Turd
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection Sep 17, 2003 add a video
2. Turd
synonym for george bush
bush is a turd
by anonymous Sep 26, 2003 add a video
3. Turd
A poo.............. ......
OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton
by Jaig Nov 27, 2004 add a video
4. Turd
The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations
What a complete and utter turd
by Diccyc Dec 16, 2004 add a video
5. Turd
Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T


2. A short form of the word "bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."


2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker Sep 2, 2004 add a video
6. turd
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Dude, quit being a turd.
by man Oct 30, 2004 add a video
7. Turd
1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.

Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.

We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.

Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
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