All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."
"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.