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The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
by Captain Scotty P September 01, 2009

Words related to turd turban

fecal matter fecal remnants feces turd turd snake