Top Definition
The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.
What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.
by Slate Giz February 16, 2010

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