The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!
"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"
1. A complete waste of a human being, usually male.
That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.