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Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even loch ness monster shape. From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet |
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| 16. | turkey turd | ||
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tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)
n. vulgar, yet humerous 1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc. "This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"
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| 17. | drawing a monster | ||
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The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop. I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
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| 18. | Constipated German Ass Goblin | ||
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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming. I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
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| 19. | Rectal Reptile | ||
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A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!
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| 20. | Shunkygate | ||
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The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet. Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a Loch Ness Peaker. A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery." |
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| 21. | Turd High | ||
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Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high" After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
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