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one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste
by scart July 11, 2003
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A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.
My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.
by MWBishop June 28, 2010
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