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one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility
yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower
by hot karl August 11, 2003
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A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.
No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!
by Bozeman Brown Trout July 23, 2005
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someone who is a fag and gay and douche and all other mean and weird things one person could say to another
tom from myspace is a turdburgler
by hardcoreninja October 23, 2006
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A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.

Verb- Turd burglering
Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!

Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!
by Spencer J. December 14, 2006
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While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!
Ah man I just performed a turd burgler in your mouth!
by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009
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A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
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n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.
Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!
by Apostoli August 05, 2005
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