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19. turd burgler
someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall
Dued you just got turd burglered
by woody Dec 9, 2003 add a video
1. turd burgler
When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
by Kiser Aug 29, 2003 add a video
2. turd burgler
A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
by El Roberto Aug 1, 2004 add a video
3. turd burgler
1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze Jul 14, 2003 add a video
4. turd burgler
The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
by a lgx Jan 15, 2004 add a video
5. turd burgler
Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.
Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!
by Samhain_Knight Jul 27, 2004 add a video
6. turd burgler
one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
by lily southam Nov 14, 2003 add a video
7. turd burgler
1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
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