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26.
someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall
Dued you just got turd burglered
by woody December 09, 2003
 
1.
A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"
by El Roberto August 01, 2004
 
2.
When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
by Kiser August 29, 2003
 
3.
One who can't spell turdburglar.
Public education produces many turdburglers.
by Diego Mendez February 10, 2008
 
4.
1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 14, 2003
 
5.
A person who, unknowingly, tries to open the door of an occupied bathroom stall.
I was taking in the middle of a nice shit when a turdburgler scared me.
by HyperRon March 27, 2003
 
6.
Often used by Aussies to denote a Poof.
Hey Ricardo, you really got your shit pushed in by that Turd Burgler at Ripples last nite!
by Samhain_Knight July 27, 2004
 
7.
The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit
Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher
by a lgx January 15, 2004