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Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish
John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.
by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009
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A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
by f!$h!e February 03, 2010
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One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire
1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
by turd-burglar March 17, 2010
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A diehard Go Green, recycling, Food Reconstitution Mainiac that consumes feces
If you don't stop eating shit, they're gonna put you in Atascadero State Hospital ya fuckin' turd burglar!
by Doctor Bunghole August 26, 2008
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When you are sitting on the can and the log that pops out from your 'poop shoot' is suddenly snatched by the force of a amazingly smooth criminal's hand sliding between your right ass cheek and the toilet seat, this my people is your commonly known TURDBURGLAR!

Informant: Da'Boof
Possible Whereabouts: Boof-Town USA, Lost City of Boof, Boofermuda Triangle & Boof Be Gone.
OMG! Who was that mask-man? He stole my Turd! What a fucking TurdBurglar! WTF Mate?
by Boof Nasty April 22, 2009
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one who is insignificant, but often obnoxious and/or annoying
most anyone's younger sibling
by Kimo November 26, 2002
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This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!
by Bob Schway May 16, 2006
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