1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.
I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!
by Beavis April 27, 2004
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10 Words related to turd burglar
Top Definition
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004
In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003
yet another word for gay men
jeez joe is a turd burglar!!
by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003
One who burgles turds
My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005
(UK) Slang for homosexual.
"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"
by - August 04, 2002
The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...
by AngryChegro July 10, 2003
A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.
Man that guy is a turd-burglar
by Anonymous October 29, 2003

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