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9. turd burglar
A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.
1. turd burglar
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
by Sidney Abello Feb 11, 2004 add a video
2. turd burglar
In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003 add a video
3. turd burglar
yet another word for gay men
jeez joe is a turd burglar!!
by turd-bur-gal-er Apr 24, 2003 add a video
4. turd burglar
One who burgles turds
My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
by baldylocks1976 Jan 29, 2005 add a video
5. turd burglar
(UK) Slang for homosexual.
"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"
by - Aug 4, 2002 add a video
6. turd burglar
The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...
by AngryChegro Jul 10, 2003 add a video
7. turd burglar
A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.
Man that guy is a turd-burglar
by anonymous Oct 29, 2003 add a video
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