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37. turd burglar
One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.
I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!
by Tasha Apr 5, 2005 add a video
1. turd burglar
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
by Sidney Abello Feb 11, 2004 add a video
2. turd burglar
In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003 add a video
3. turd burglar
yet another word for gay men
jeez joe is a turd burglar!!
by turd-bur-gal-er Apr 24, 2003 add a video
4. turd burglar
One who burgles turds
My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar
by baldylocks1976 Jan 29, 2005 add a video
5. turd burglar
(UK) Slang for homosexual.
"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"
by - Aug 4, 2002 add a video
6. turd burglar
The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.
I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...
by AngryChegro Jul 10, 2003 add a video
7. turd burglar
A derogatory term for a man of homosexual tendencies.
See also: Marmite/Vegemite/Chutney Ferret; Tail-gunner; and obviously faggot etc.
Man that guy is a turd-burglar
by anonymous Oct 29, 2003 add a video
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