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Taking a shit in a blanket
If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket
by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008
 
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Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.
Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!
by The Armorer June 17, 2010