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A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.
Julia is so lucky, she unleashes turd biscuits on the dizzle, I'm so jealous.
by nutsmcphee June 26, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.
Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"
by Markopololo June 01, 2006
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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.
Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 21, 2014
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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