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turcrabtopus 

Turcrabtopus is a special holiday dish, a spin on the traditional Turducken. Turcrabtopus is made up of turkey which is stuffed with an octopus which all of it sits on a set of crab legs. Turcrabtopus can be made with bacon layered on top because 'Murica. Plenty of images can be found on the internet but because the name hasn't been official, you may have to search by keywords "turkey crab octopus".
Would anyone like a slice of turcrabtopus?
turcrabtopus by Dniedacess February 4, 2016
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Keep Trucha 

Keep look out; make sure no one's coming
"Keep trucha homie, i gotta bust this piece!!"
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Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds
1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!
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