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A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.
I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.
by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005