October 5, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.
Fur-Niture-snob : NON PET OWNERS who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your Furniture , If they don't want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, That's why they call it Fur-niture ,Some people love there pets more than they like most people, To Fur-Niture-snob your pets are animals, To you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and Live in our homes , Fur-Niture-snob have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases Fur-Niture-Snob have been mauled in Pet owners homes after criticizing there pets Fur ,
Mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut butter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a Fur-Niture-snob
Any worn out used up urban upscale party girl under 30 who is about as plastic as tupperware, has day glo orange skin from self tanner abuse,over processed hair and more money than active braincells. Always looks like she just got laid or is high as a kite.
" Betty may be wearing a Gucci sheath but she still looks like a burned out crackwhore. What a Hilton Sister!"
|4.||Dead Baby Joke|
Jokes aimed at babies of the living and non-living nature. These are highly offensive, very crass, and horribly lewd. Which is why evryone loves them.
Dead Baby Jokes:more...
Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.
Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
A: Floaties with a slashed baby.
Q: What's red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
A: A baby eating razor-blades.
Q: What is red and white and squirms in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with razor blades.
Q: What is red, white and green and sits in a corner?
A: Same baby 3 weeks later.
Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A1: Baby in a cellophane bag.
Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: Same dead baby two weeks later!
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
(If on a diet use only one scoop)
A2: Add 8 ounces of Pepsi with 2 scoops of dead baby.
A3: Take your foot off its head.
Q: And where did you get these babies?
A: Abortion Clinic.
Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass before it explodes?
A: A baby in the microwave.
Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave!
Q: What's blue and knocks on glass?
A: A baby in a fishtank
Q: What is charred black and smells really bad...