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Temperance 

A girl who is indifferent, sarcastic, and bipolar. The complete opposite of what her name means- 'moderation and self control'. She cares a lot about friends and is very loyal, but doesn't like to show it. She can be very proud, too, and doesn't like to accept help from others. Generally doesn't trust either.

Might curse a lot.
You: You're bipolar.

Temperance: No shit sherlock, what gave you the first clue?
Temperance by Leslie Z. April 1, 2010

Temperance blanket 

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
Temperance blanket by Boner guy March 21, 2019

Temperance Spoon 

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

Chubby Tuppence 

When a woman possesses a plump vagina that is both abundant in squishiness and volume.
Damn have you seen Annie’s Chubby Tuppence? It’s like the Kim K of chubby mounds!
Chubby Tuppence by Mouldy Marvin December 2, 2022

Tuppence 

A man has a winkle and a woman has a tuppence.
Tuppence by Rocktron May 8, 2005

Tuppence 

Olden day word for a little girls pussy. Was once also slang word for money in ye olde england.
Fanny wiped her tuppence with a dish rag. Tally Ho.
Tuppence by timmy o'toole August 9, 2003