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a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick
Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants
by Can Opener Man June 02, 2004
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by Turbotom March 25, 2003
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Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.
by SuperMoraceo April 12, 2005
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a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)
dude that chick opend her legs in class and she smelt like a just opend tuna can
by D-rikk October 21, 2009
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a chode. In more detail, a cock that is thicker than it is long. Not to say that they are immensely thick, but that they lack any type of significant length. This term came to light after meeting a friend of mine, who is short and stocky. So, by assumption, my friends and I said that his proportions must be consistent.
He is short and stocky and must have a tunacan.
by anonymous124 October 13, 2005
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A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.
"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.
by LamontLambda April 17, 2014
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