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Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021
1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
tuber by Dan1271 November 13, 2007

Spirit of Tamera

Internet meme hailing from Twitter, referencing iconic 90s actress Tamera Mowry-Housley, meaning you're deeply attracted to a white man, which implies that Tamera's "spirit" is possessing you.

The meme is inspired by a heavily used gif of Tamera crying, while confessing she is called "white man's whore" by internet trolls, because of her interracial marriage to a white man. Also, she is often picked on by fans and her dear friend Loni Love, for her apparent predilection for white men.
Have you seen Chris Evans's new photoshoot? The spirit of Tamera is calling me.

I can't get over my obsession with Jon Hamm... The spirit of Tamera isn't giving me a break.
Spirit of Tamera by plansfornigel September 19, 2019

Moose Tamer 

A man who will only attempt to get off with a girl no higher than a 2/10 (aka a moose).
Jimmy: Hahaha OMFG, come and check out this sket!
Ben: I don't give 2 shits, I'm still gonna pork her senseless.
Dave: What a moose tamer.....
Moose Tamer by adrajimmy December 9, 2010

Tuberculosis

A disease that killed the most Bad ass character in Red Dead Redemption 2
Arthur: We are not a charity

Man: Spits on Arthur

That’s how he got tuberculosis

Tik-Tuber 

A person from or on TikTok that post's their cringe on YouTube
1: Hey did you see that new Tik-Tuber

2: How the hell would I know you didn’t specify the person there’s like a thousand

1: Oh well nevermind
Tik-Tuber by ThatDeadsoulGuyyt July 21, 2021