On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Tumnus 

A name which can be given to any physical ailment to the body, usually used for vomiting, but acceptable in all other cases.

'Oh no, Josh has caught the tumnus! He's not looking too great.'

Tumnus by micropig February 17, 2013

Tumnus 

Origin - Tumnus is the Faun from C. S. Lewis's "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe."
Verb - to tumnus - to "fawn" over someone or something.

I tumnus over Scarlett Johansson every time I see her.

She tumnussed all over herself when John Cusack showed up on screen.

Quit tumnussing, you're making me feel insecure.

Tumnus by Z.J.M. March 28, 2010

Mr. Tumnus 

Mr. Tumnus is yet another word for the Perenium (bonch, gooch, taint, grundle, chode, etc).
The use of this narnia name came from scroTUM, and aNUS, hence referring to your chode as Mr. Tumnus. Giving that special area of your body a name just makes it a little more personal. Kinda like naming your junk.

Mr. Tumnus is feeling a little cranky today, I should have wiped better after my dump last night.

Mr. Tumnus by thebrainishuge March 17, 2010

Mr.Tumnus 

The Most wanted fawn in Narnia because he had given every little kid turkish delights and had sex with them.
He is right now in Earth teaching kids at Rye and also attending North Salem High as a little turkish boy.

I hope I don't meet up with Mr.Tumnus today.

Mr.Tumnus by CMurda October 28, 2006

tumnus 

Mr. Tumnus is a riotous fellow, in addition to the chronicles of Narnia fellow. True, Lewis Carrol did mention the words long ago, but today's Mr. Tumnus is a go-getter. He has a son, a job, and drove a Trans Am with a 455 V8 in college. Often seen kicking ass and taking names, Mr. Tumnus co-invented drive-by groans, spew, smoking out of Presto cups, and a managerie of tricks awesome to behold. He is truly a one of kind American icon

Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules, but they will bend.

tumnus by Bob September 18, 2004

tumnus 

taken from the chronicles of narnia, the lion, witch and the wardrobe. mr tumnus a half human, half goan man (faun) being divided at the pube line. when a mans pubic line is showing over ill fitting trousers, including pelvis lines this is known as his tumnus.

'look at bens tumnus!'

tumnus by mat'n'dave May 28, 2004