Best website ever created. A replacement for a boyfriend.

A place where almost everybody is fake and seeks attention. Everybody pretends to be some awkward hipster female to gain followers, much like on Twitter only everybody claims that they are artistic. People mostly post/reblog pictures, and sometimes steal them from others without credit. Everybody complains for attention. Everybody does illegal things for attention. They love everything gay and believe that an unfriendly gay individual is unheard of and everything straight is vile. They try to promote equality while they openly put everything else down, such as straight people, skinny people, and basically anybody else that has the balls to tell them that they are wrong. They blame society for their faults and yet put no effort in improving themselves. Every member finds themselves ugly and pretends to think cancer patients and obese people are beautiful so that people will think that they are nice people. It's all about followers and attention and feeling special. Go make one.

Mostly known by the general public because of "hipsters" and it's also where "planking" began.

Tumblr is the most amazing website, designed to bring lovely people together. Those who had tumblr before it was cool will know that it is "the easiest way to blog" and the most incredible website ever known to man, woman, animal, etc.

So basically, on tumblr, you follow people and I guess you want people to follow you. Then on your dashboard you see everything that everyone you follow posts. You can then "heart" or "reblog" a post that you think is rad. Reblogging will put the post onto your blog. And giving it a "heart" makes it go into a little section called "liked posts" which is pretty much a collection of the greatest things you've ever discovered on this site. However, nobody but you can see this collection.

Tumblr will either:
A. Ruin your social life, school work, friends, family relations, sexual relationships and even relationships with pets. (Take over your life)
B. Make you feel horrible about your body because your bones don't stick out enough.
C. Annoy the heck out of you because you can't figure out to use it.
D. Be the best thing that ever happened to you.

OR all or a combination of the options.

A magical place that most people think is girly. There are actually 4 parts of tumblr:

1.) hipsters
2.) fangirls
3.) musicians
3.5.) francieum
4.) fandoms/real tumblr

It used to be a cool, non-judgemental site where you could be who you wanted to be, do what you want to do, and express whatever the fuck you want to express. And stuff.

Only now, there are wild vicious anon haters appearing at every damn corner of every blog, I'm telling you. Tumblr isn't safe, not any more. Nowhere is safe.

Tumblr can't be described.It's like Wonderland. When you make a tumblr you are feeling alone.But then you find pictures.And funny posts.And beautiful themes.And nice people who don't have Facebook!

A region of the internet where self-loathing, sexually frustrated beings gravitate in order to vent themselves through pictures and porn in order to receive pity disguised as a "reblog" button. Most inhabitants displaying sexual frustration are Filipino and Vietnamese, probably due to ancestral tracts.