I wish I could fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan. That place is so magical.
Sincerely, a dreamer.
Get a tumblr. It's more magical than you'd expect.
Sincerely, The Lord.
Person 2: *Gasp!* Whats your tumblr url?!
Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal.
Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one?
Tumblr Person: Don't join that! Its a virus! I tried to join and it crashed my computer! You probably shouldn't go on it.
Person 2: Do not go on it! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked!
Hell on the internet.
Government type: IDGAF
Rule of Law: CATS
Presidential Party: The memes
Immigration policy: Enter at your own risk. Facebookers are frowned upon, and could affect your chance of citizenship.
Billy: Where's that?
Stacey: On my laptop...butihavetogowatermycatsobye