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Tumblr is a magical place. It's a place you can go to whenever you are feeling sad or lonely or simply unable to cope with real life. It's a place for dreamers and believers and overly obsessive people to unite and talk and vent and rant and best of all, it's a place where you can just be yourself and not be judged. The only downside to tumblr, it's terribly addictive.
Dear Lord,

I wish I could fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan. That place is so magical.

Sincerely, a dreamer.

Dear Dreamer,

Get a tumblr. It's more magical than you'd expect.

Sincerely, The Lord.
by Rainingfairies April 07, 2011
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An amazing place filled with believers. Unicorns, Harry Potter, And Meme's seem to be the most popular thing, and everyone there has there inner hipster revealed. Corackadile has big tits.
Person 1: I believe that unicorns exist.

Person 2: *Gasp!* Whats your tumblr url?!
by falalaunicorns February 19, 2011
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The meaning of life.
Facebook Person: You're never online anymore! Where have you been?
Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal.
Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one?
Tumblr Person: Don't join that! Its a virus! I tried to join and it crashed my computer! You probably shouldn't go on it.
by rebloggingunicorns April 30, 2011
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A popular, fast-acting, back-door virus that can be planted on one's computer in under 3.5 seconds. Commonly found on all Mozilla Firefox, Safari, or any Windows system.
Person 1: Hey man, have you heard about this new site called Tumblr? I've never been on it.
Person 2: Do not go on it! I tried to and a virus shut down my computer. I had to call geek squad, but they couldn't fix anything. I'm fucked!
by thisisoursongsosingalong February 24, 2011
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Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.
Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
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A toxic cesspool of a website where people claim that you're allowed to speak freely, but is filled with a great deal of intolerant morons who take any chance they have to snap at you and send death threats via anonymous ask. Generally divided into the 'hipster' and 'fandom' halves that are supposedly at war. Lots of social justice 'warriors' that will spew hatred even for people who are innocently ignorant of issues and tell them to educate themselves without helping them (and being right by 'default' since you're evil to argue with them), people who fetishize homosexual relationships and force it onto every male character they see while claiming they're pro-gay rights, demonize female characters while preaching feminism, obsess sickeningly over the UK/England/Great Britain (or mostly just the stars of Sherlock), and threaten to kill anyone who gets in the way of their otps or doesn't share their "Feels" about them. (Such as celebrities' significant others).

Hell on the internet.
Average tumblr blogger: "Tumblr is the best website EVAR!11!!!! But stay out if you're from facebook no one needs you people here CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM!"
by Palladion May 18, 2013
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The most recently declared Country.

Government type: IDGAF
Rule of Law: CATS
Presidential Party: The memes
Immigration policy: Enter at your own risk. Facebookers are frowned upon, and could affect your chance of citizenship.
Billy: Stacey where are you from again?
Stacey: tumblr
Billy: Where's that?
Stacey: On my laptop...butihavetogowatermycatsobye
by Madrina yak bycol March 23, 2012
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