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land of the bums, alcoholics, armos, beaners,and of course the retarded people that take shits next to our house.
I HATE TUJUNGA. WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS?????? bum 1 from l.a.: where ya from?
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly) bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER! BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying* |
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Tujunga is the land of hillbillies, rejects, lifted trucks, and bros. Everyone knows each other. If you don't escape from this town, you will eventually become a toothless tweeker. All the homeless people who walk down Foothill Blvd. day and night look like the people from Hills Have Eyes. Bro #1:I like your Metal Mulisha shirt bro, where you from?
Bro #2:TUJUNGA BRO |
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An ancient Samoan war challenge. It is completed by hitting each side of your chest with the opposite hand, and then shouting, in a deep, war-like voice "TUJUNGA!" The performer of the challenge must look the opponent directly in the eyes while performing it. Person being challenged: "Your mom is a whore."
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!" War will then ensue. |
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The crappiest place on earth. (Not counting Indio). Certainly there are places that absolutely suck, & Tujunga is CLEARLY one of the top 5 suckiest of all time. In my opinion, Tujunga sucks so thoroughly that I don't think anyone could ever exaggerate the colossal ceaseless immensity of the suckage in the slightest! Dyson vacuums, tornados, hurricanes, interplanetary space, super-massive black holes, your mom, hell,... EVERYTHING loses suction rather quickly when measured against Tujunga. more...
Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking. Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose |
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