Tele-tuggy

A Tele-tuggy is essentially a hand job or "tuggy" given to a recipient who is watching television.

This is a play on the word "Teletubbie" which may give the illusion that a "tele-tuggy" is an inocent act which is not sexual in nature; making the persuit of tele-tuggies easier.

Cindy: Dave, why don't you turn off the TV and come to bed?

Dave: South Park is on... I have a better idea! Why don't you come over here and give me a tele-tuggy?

Tele-tuggy by TJ Trouble October 5, 2010

tuggy 

Basically just a hand job

I'd love for Angelina Jolie to give me a tuggy.

tuggy by y0shi February 17, 2008

Snuggle Tuggle 

When you and your girlfriend are watching TV, snuggled closely together, she decides to reach down and pull on your man meat, all the while snuggled closely together.

Jane and I were snuggled together on the couch watching TV. She then reached down for a quick snuggle tuggle.

Snuggle Tuggle by The Firezombie February 23, 2009

boston tuggle

A rough handjob that hurts so good. During and after, one is unsure if they actually enjoyed it.

Dude, she gave me a Boston tuggle last night. Now my dick is all sore.. can't even masterbate.

boston tuggle by A. Carbad November 11, 2015

Tuggleism 

Tuggleism is the term used to describe an extremely exaggerated or completely falsified story. The term is derived from the antics of Michael, whom chronically feels the need to do so. Tuggleisms are typically used in order to impress acquaintances or in a useless attempt to "score" with a chick that is completely out of your league.

An example of a Tuggleism (in actual use from Michael) is: "Dude, this one time.. I had a threesome with two lesbians and turned them both straight"

As illustrated above, Tuggleisms must be so ridiculously unbelievable that the use of a Tuggleism in actual conversation alludes to mild retardation. As a matter of fact, the only acceptable use of a Tuggleism is when you are engaging in the intentional use in order to mimic the namesake.

"Don't try to impress me with your Tuggleisms"<br>
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"Is that a true story; or a Tuggleism?"

Tuggleism by Tuggle Fanclub May 26, 2008

Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

Tuggles McTugTug by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Hot Lunch Tuggy 

The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.

I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.

Hot Lunch Tuggy by El Presidente 69 July 5, 2017