My gym teacher let me skip ourn fitness test because I gave him a tugboat, and I think it was a fair trade.
(v) To get a hand job on the bow of a cruise ship.
A tug boat in in the tradition of the "mile-high club". This favor has to be done in a common area.
Running a tug boat means to have 3 men no more and no less than that, tugging one out (masturbating) in a horizontal line side by side all facing one chick and blowing your load all over her.
"Man that chick is so hot."
"Yeah she looks like she needs a good tug boat ran on her."
"Well boys hope you are ready to tug one out, let's fuck up that pretty face of hers."
The one friend that every one has. That acts like he is slow but he really isn't and laughs at every thing that makes no sense.
Stanly "Last night was fucking nuts"
Ryan " hahahaha yo, that was SO SICK!"
Stanly "fucking tugboat"
1. A person of short stature that has a little extra in the belly area there for resembling the small but powerful aquatic vessel from which they get the name.
2. A person who enjoys giving hand jobs.
Jeff "The Tugboat" got his nickname from the fact that he closely resembles a tugboat.
Jeff keeps his job because he is a tugboat.
A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a chubby chaser
That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home.
The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.
"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."