The girl who is leading a guy by the hand (balls) through a bar to what ever she wants to do.
look at that Tug Boat leading that poor guy
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.
The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
"You see that corker
over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail
one of her tugboats without too much effort"
a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night
Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise
When one buries his/her face in the ass crack of another person and shakes their head back and forth while making a motor sound with their lips. Very close cousin to the Motor Boat
Did you see her ass?? I'd Tug Boat that in a heartbeat!
The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
While 2 guys are docking
, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.
Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking
last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
When a dog drags its ass on the ground to scratch itself.
Max the dog had a night full of tugboating after getting into the leftover chili.
The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.
I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot