A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.
A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.
Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."
"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
Tuff Muff: Any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.
Regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the shit out of others.
Man.. you see that fight last night at the party? That bitch was one tuff muff
ass dyke lesbian
. usually dressed in doc martins
, flannel shits, sporting the mullet
, has both nose and tongue piercing combined with visibly noticable tattoes to show how bad ass she is. they call thier tongues the lesbo tallywacker
. tuff muff tattoed on your knuckles is the extreme case. trust me, i work with one. during sex they are usually the giver not the taker. she wears the strap on
everytime, or she is always the stronger of the scissoring
action. they love to pick fights with men by calling them breeders or camel foot
look, that butch dyke is going to kick that dudes ass! she's trying to rip his tea bags right out of his pants! note to self "do not mess with that tuff muff unless you want to get into leglock and your face will be right next to her camel toe