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29. tuesday
Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.
by new_revolution Apr 19, 2005 share this
1. tuesday
The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not tuesday.

Monday is the start of the week. Everyone hates monday...or else. Wednesday is the middle day. The day when you can start looking foward to things to came. Thursday is...well, as someone said: "The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday." Friday is the day before weekend. One of the best days. Saturday and Sunday: The weekend. Nuff' said.

Tuesday is a tossup. It can be anyhting or nothing at all.
Tuesday is...Tuesday.
2. Tuesday
Tuesday, tuz day, noun.

(Anglo Saxon, Tiw's day or the day of Tiw or Tiw's day; Tiw, the god of war; Icelandic -- tysdagr, tyrsdagr; Swedish -- tisdag; Danish -- tirsdag, and in German -- dienstag.)

1. The third day of the week.

2. From the Christian Calendar derived from the Gregorian Calendar.
I am glad to see you at work this Tuesday.

The park is only a place to be on holiday / vacation on Tuesday.
3. Tuesday
The day one should use as the day of exception.
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
4. Tuesday
When you are very high on cannabis.
Dude I'm so tuesday right now!

Tuesday
5. Tuesday
When you are very high on cannabis.
Dude I'm so tuesday right now!

It's Tuesday!

Tuesday

Question: "What day is it?"

Answer: "It's Tuesday!"
6. Tuesday
Tuesday has many definitions;
1. The second day of the week
2. A insult See(C)you(U) Next(N) Tuesday(T)
3. The most wickedly awesome name ever!

A Tuesday is just like their name, unique. They can be perceived as dull and boring, but when you get to no them they are spontaneous and loud. Tuesday's are awesome friends and very beautiful. They are usually kind and generous. They are also smart, which makes them have beauty AND brains!
Bob: Yo, Tuesdays so hot, but she never talks!

Murphy: Yah, I know man! Shes smart though, she helped me with my math homework, dude, once you get to know here she ain't so quiet!
7. Tuesday
a beautiful person who carries her heart on her sleeve and loves deeply. cutting and sarcastic, she is also loving and sweet to those important to her.
That girl is aweseome, such a Tuesday
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