Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.

The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not tuesday.

Monday is the start of the week. Everyone hates monday...or else. Wednesday is the middle day. The day when you can start looking foward to things to came. Thursday is...well, as someone said: "The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday." Friday is the day before weekend. One of the best days. Saturday and Sunday: The weekend. Nuff' said.

Tuesday is a tossup. It can be anyhting or nothing at all.

Tuesday, tuz day, noun.

(Anglo Saxon, Tiw's day or the day of Tiw or Tiw's day; Tiw, the god of war; Icelandic -- tysdagr, tyrsdagr; Swedish -- tisdag; Danish -- tirsdag, and in German -- dienstag.)

1. The third day of the week.

2. From the Christian Calendar derived from the Gregorian Calendar.

The day one should use as the day of exception.

When you are very high on cannabis.

When you are very high on cannabis.

To most people, Tuesday is the second day of the week. To some people, Tuesday is the best insult ever invented. As the last word of the phrase See You Next Tuesday (as in C U Next Tuesday, as in cunt), Tuesday can be used as an adjective to describe someone you don't like without having to lower your voice.

This usage is popular in England with people between the ages of 18 and 30. Few people outside of this age range will have a clue what you're talking about if you call them a Tuesday; to the rest of the world, it is still the second day of the week. That's what makes it so great.

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.